Wednesday, October 3, 2012

OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM FORGOTTEN GODS

  
Following the controversial defeat at the hands of the Tigers, the Gods are taking the high road and have issued a public statement. 

"Congratulations to the Bayside Tigers, who got their first win ever against the Forgotten Gods. A spokesperson for the Gods said today that the team will not lodge a complaint based on the mysterious scoring change that occurred over night to give the Tigers the victory. Nor will they comment on the Cowboys defense being penalized for giving up 14 points due to Tony Romo's two pick sixes while the defense was on the sidelines. Instead, the Gods would like to wish the Tigers well and to acknowledge that if they keep up this winning streak against the Gods, the Tigers will have the better head to head record in 2017. The Gods would also like to thank Kate Upton for her kind words and would like to let her know that we are considering her offer to do "anything she can" to help the Gods through this difficult season." 

No word yet on whether or not Kate Upton has actually been in contact with the Gods.  But she did release the following tweet last night, "I'm so very happy my Tigers won!  I wish it weren't clouded under the controversy of a scoring glitch.  But the God's are a great team and I have nothing but respect for that organization."

The Tigers organization, meanwhile, has refused to discus last weekends game and is instead focused on their week 5 opponent, Kane is Able. 

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