Thursday, November 28, 2013

WEEK 12 POWER RANKINGS




WEEK EIGHT POWER RANKINGS 
  1. Kearney Vores - You need to get up pretty early in the morning to beat the Kearney Vores...literally.  He gets up at 4:45 every Wednesday to clean up anyone that cleared waivers.  
  2. Shake & Bake - Padding their stats against the JV division.
  3. Green Monster - Sometimes the best strategy is to get lucky as all hell with your weekly match ups.  
  4. Morlock Nation - If one team gets lucky with match ups, that means someone gets the shaft.  
  5. TMIFFTITW - I have to admit...I had a bad feeling about my season when they took Reggie Bush with pick 17.  I'm not bitter or anything though.
  6. Bayside High Tigers - No one achieves mediocrity like this bunch.
  7. Mean Machine - This team inspires less confidence than the owners wardrobe.
  8. Mad Men - Crippled by injuries, toughest schedule in the league, still hanging on to the 8th playoff spot.
  9. Little Giants - No one was angrier about that tie last week.
  10. Forgotten Gods - By my fake, pretend, gorilla math...this team is officially out of the playoffs.
  11. Morlock Nation - A master of the waiver wire and scratching himself.
  12. Necessary Roughness - Hey, remember that 147 points in week one?  Because no one else does.
  13. Kane is Able - Cursed from draft day...sooner or later we all learn to steer clear of QB6.
  14. Vandalay Industries - T-Rich is in the running for Biggest Bust of the Year 
  15. Hawkeye Nation - Rebuilding years are tough...especially in non-keeper leagues.
  16. Cobra Kai Dojo - Don't worry...it will all be over soon.

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