Thursday, December 4, 2014

THE VIEW FROM THE TOP - A MEMO FROM THE OWNER OF THE LITTLE GIANTS

Greetings HHSFFL fans....I bet no one ever thought at the end of this or any other season, an original member of the league, with a reputation for picking from the Senior Center All-Stars would be in first place after the regular season.  Does it mean anything to go into the play-offs the NUMBER 1 SEED????  Hell no!!!   I know that!!

Sure I have taken my lumps over the years.  Starting off as Chico's Bail Bonds.


Or the team's stint as Stef Djordjevic Am Pipe:

Or even the time the team was called The Replacements:

(I still like this one)...but late in the season in 2013, when the program needed a lift like a dose of Viagra, a crucial team name change came about, and The Little Giants were formed.  Sure the Icebox may be a Porn Star.


Sure my team is coached by Rick Moranis.

But also remember that special play called "The Annexation of Puerto Rico" which was confirmed to greatness by John Madden.




From that point last year, there was a trip to last year's post-season, and an upset victory in the first round, before finally falling in the semi's.

Well, this year, despite not having the full attention of the draft due to way too much porn by the person next to me, and realizing I caught Kitchell more times in school doing things wrong, than the entire Bronco's receiving core had caught passes all last season!!!, I found a way to finish AT THE TOP of the HHSFFL, with a stellar 9-4 record!!!  Along the way, despite finishing 7th overall in scoring, somehow, someway, I ended up in first.  Yea...I did win the NIT once, but that is kind of like kissing your sister in the end.

Let's be clear here....a quick glance of this past season will show I never once won money for a weekly high score, and looking over the past years, never once I have ever gotten a Trophy(for anything good or bad!!).  That has to count for something...right?!?!??!

Well...the Playoffs start this week.  I look at place, and finish like I used to look at the dogs Raynham-Taunton Dog Track on sunny afternoons at college when I should have been in Biology Lab at Bridgewater like it is a gamble and a risk, but oh how much fun it is!!

No matter what the outcome of the playoffs are, I still do have way too much fun doing this each week, and after the season is over, I will be running a seminar on "How To Pick a Fantasy Football Team, While Being Distracted By Porn" for anyone who needs an extra 10 pdp's towards their Baseline BBM/DDM Benchmark!!!

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