BAYSIDE HIGH WELCOMES A NEW ADDITION

In a last-minute trade pulled off between the Cobra Kai Dojo and the Bayside High Tigers, Vernon Davis was dealt to the Tigers in exchange for Denario Alexander and Martellus Bennett.  Sensei Kreese and Mr. Belding had been working the phones all night to get this deal done before game time today.  The Tigers nearly had to face division rival Morlock Nation with only seven active players.  Thus, while Davis has had a disappointing stretch over the last few weeks, any contribution he can muster this week will be an added bonus.

While the Cobra Kai owner could not be reached for comment due to some legal matters (read post below) he did release the following tweet, "I can't believe Greco offered me something for this guy.  He know Colin Kaepernick is playing QB, right?"  When asked what they saw in Davis, the Bayside High owner referred to Davis' athleticism.  "Vernon keeps himself in peak physical shape.  He and I  worked together in the off season and we have similar physiques.  So I know the kinds of things he is capable of.  At Bayside, Vernon will have every opportunity to showcase his skills and reach his potential.  Hopefully, he'll help bring home a couple of C-Cups as well."