NICKY WHELAN IS SAD ABOUT THE TIGERS INJURIES

Bayside High fan Nicky Whelan is feeling a bit down about her beloved Tigers recently.  Ever since the Jones-Drew injury she's just been moping around the SoCal beaches hoping that Daryl Richardson can sneak in a few miracle plays.  I think I should go console her...

JOB POST

POSITION:  Long Term Sub for HHSFFL Commissioner & Blogger

DESCRIPTION OF DUTIES 

• Keep your team around .500.  This way its good enough that people don't make fun of you too much but it's low enough that no one accuses you of tampering.
• Write ridiculous blog posts that only a few people understand the humor in and anyone outside the HHSFFL would think are worthy of a psychiatric evaluation.
• Host Draft Night (Must be Technologically Literate)
• Change your team name every year like it's going to bring you better luck.
• Make sure one of your top draft picks either massively under-performs or gets injured. 

BASE SALARY:  - $100 (Who are we kidding, you're not getting it back) But achievement bonuses are available.