The long awaited event otherwise known as HHSFFL Draft Night is quickly approaching. One week from tonight, sixteen owners, well past their playing primes will meet in solitude to decide this year's fantasy football fates. Fate will smile on some, blessing them with sleepers that live up to potential and favorable match ups with teams that score in the 60s. Others will feel its full wrath as they watch helplessly while their top draft is put on IR before Columbus Day. Many of them will pull out what little hair they have left wondering how they could have passed up the chance to draft Tom Brady or why they spent a second round pick on Darren McFadden...again. This is the year, right?
Here are 5 Things Guaranteed to Piss Someone Off on Draft Night...
1.) Drafting Darren McFadden or Danny Amendola. That will make anyone nervous. Both guys have potential to have monster years, and both are made of paper mache.
2.) Thinking you're going to "steal" Randall Cobb by drafting him in the fourth. He's going earlier than that.
3.) Golden's flatulence.
4.) Pretending that Ray Rice, Arian Foster, Andre Johnson, or Rob Gronkowski will be anything close to what they were two years ago.
5.) Jay Cutler.
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