The Delta House have found themselves off to a fantastic start this season. At 2-1 they stand atop their division and boast the best offense in the HHSFFL. Team President John "Bluto" Blutarski finally feels he has built himself a championship caliber roster, despite not drafting ownerships' personal mancrush, Tony Romo, who was apparently deeply saddened by the decision.
There have been unconfirmed reports that team officials awakened several times last week to find Romo playing Your Eyes on a boom box outside their bedroom window. It's beginning to get a bit creepy. Yesterday, team ownership returned home to find a framed portrait of Romo in the "Costanza Pose" and, after briefly admiring it's likeness, felt the need to release the following statement. "What Tony and I had was great while it lasted. A part of me will always love Tony. But we are just different people and it's time to move on. I think Cam [Newton] is really good for me right now and I want to explore where this relationship takes us. I wish Tony all the best and hope he can find happiness with the Green Monsters. Honestly, it's not him. It's me."
As luck would have it, Romo will have to face his former team this weekend while their new star quarterback sits out with a bye week. I mean, could this possibly be written any more perfectly? You can't make this stuff up (actually, I can, but still). This is a match up that's just drenched in drama. It's like running into an ex-girlfriend and hoping you walk away feeling better than she does. And that's tough to do when you don't have your hot new wife there to show off and validate you. It just leaves you feeling like no matter what you didn't get the upper hand in that exchange. I suspect that's how the Delta House will feel heading into this weekend. Romo could go out and throw for 300+ with 3TDs while Newton sits on the sideline practicing how not to make the Paul Pierce face every time something goes wrong. If so, Delta House will feel like that ex has only gotten hotter and is dating someone with way more money. On the other hand, if Romo plays like Romo can, going 14-29 with 3 picks, Delta House might feel more like they ran into the ex that's gained 40 pounds and developed a drug problem. Either way, it's going be fun to watch.
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