So it's the first Sunday of the NFL season. All HHSFFL owners will be glued to their TVs, iPads, and smartphones, ignoring their wives, girlfriends, and children as their teams compete for this year's C-Cup. I take this time now to give you my season predictions.
PLAYOFF TEAMS (Not in Order)
Vandalay Industries
Malibu Beach Sharknados
Forgotten Gods
Mad Men
Hawkeye Nation
Little Giants
Kane is Able
Morlock Nation
CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
Kane is Able defeats Hawkeye Nation
HHSFFL MVP
Adrian Peterson
BEST CHANCE TO OUT-PERFORM AP
C.J. Spiller
BIGGEST FANTASY BUSTS (Not named Matthews or McFadden)
Ray Rice
Montee Ball
Brandon Marshall
Andre Johnson
Colin Kaepernick
OTHER BOLD PREDICTIONS
- Matt Ryan will be the top fantasy QB this year.
- Julio Jones will be the top fantasy WR this year.
- Stephen Jackson will still suck and probably get injured....ok that one isn't so bold.
- Wes Welker will outscore Demarius Thomas
- Chris Johnson once again becomes CJ2K...think "Dark Knight Rises" type return.
- Reggie Bush racks up over 2000 yards from scrimmage...but they still won't give his his Heisman back.
- Johnny Manziel finds humility after being called a "turd" by the greatest quarterback in NFL history.
- Greco continues blogging even after he sees how poorly a team he drafted....definition of bold right there.
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