What in the hell happened to the Cobra Kai Dojo this weekend? What kind of a performance was that? And why the hell do I never get to play the team that fails to score 50 points? The HHSFFL has been under scrutiny to launch an investigation into a possible point-shaving incident concerning the Cobra Kai Dojo. Multiple sources have reported that Sensei Kreese is battling a severe gambling addiction and may have put heavy action against his own team last week. While that is still speculation, it would help explain the teams poor performance, and the fact that this guy was recently picked up off the waiver wire.
Dojo ownership could not be reached directly for comment, but did release the following statement via e-mail.
"John Kreese is taking a leave of absence to address a personal matter. The Cobra Kai organization both respects and supports Aldon, I mean, John's decision and commends him for taking responsibility for his actions. The long-term well-being of our personnel is paramount and we will stand by John as he works toward addressing this issue. Due to the private nature of the matter, we will have no further comment."
No time table has been set as for Kreese's return to the sideline but we will keep you updated as new information becomes available. The Dojo prepares to battle a fellow cellar-dwellar in the Bayside High Tigers this week.
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