Tuesday, October 22, 2013

HOW THE HELL IS MEAN MACHINE 6-1?


I'm very confused by this.  Mean Machine has only scored over 90 points once in seven weeks, yet they sit at 6-1 on top of the Jenny Dell Division.  Oh, wait, it's because their last five opponents have all failed to reach 70 points.  What kind of a cupcake schedule is that?  Weakest 6-1 team in the league.  I'm picking Necessary Roughness to upset them this week.

On a side note...Necessary Roughness should have renamed their team the Texas State Armadillos.  Necessary Roughness is a solid movie reference, but it's just grammatically awkward.  It's like the Heat or the Lightning...just plain awkward.  Let's say they pick up a player on the waiver wire...am I supposed to say Jake Locker is proud to be a Roughness?  Lets say they have a couple players have career days...am I supposed to say that three Roughnesses carried the team to victory?  It's just weird.  Clearly wasn't thought out at all.  There's a reason this team is on the outside looking in.

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