WEEK SIX POWER RANKINGS
- Green Monster - Don't be distracted by the owners lack of style. This team can play.
 - Mean Machine - Keeps finding ways to win...still hasn't found time to floss.
 - Mad Men - Jones gone for year. Ryan on a bye week. Still gets high point total.
 - Little Giants - Ryan Matthews trade looking better this week.
 - Shake & Bake - Team keeps scoring. Owner keeps farting.
 - Morlock Nation - Your guidance counselor was right...you're extremely average.
 - Bayside High Tigers - Ran out of salsa this week.
 - Delta House - Better than last year...but still not good.
 - Kane is Able - Anyone hear that popping sound? Was it Cobb's leg or your playoff hopes?
 - Kearney Vores - On the outside looking in...very creepily.
 - Vandalay Industries - Might be developing a latex allergy.
 - TMIFFTITW - Nothing interesting here.
 - Cobra Kai Dojo - Sensei Kreese seems to have gambled away all of the talent.
 - Necessary Roughness - On the bright side, fantasy hockey season is starting.
 - Hawkeye Nation - Made a statement last week...the statement was "We are terrible."
 - Forgotten Gods - I'm not mad...I'm just disappointed.
 

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